Dad is often telling me that it’s impolite/lazy/bad form to write posts that say “I was drunk when I had this beer and I don’t remember what it tasted like.”
But I’m sorry – I don’t know what else to say. I was highly intoxicated when I had this beer and I have no effing clue what it tasted like.
That’s OK though, because this is a big commercial lager and I’m sure squillions of other people, better-informed than me, have posted their thoughts all over Ratebeer and the like. All I can add to this dialogue is that pale lager tastes extra boring when you’re already drunk, and that the word “Premium” makes me want to vomit in my mouth a little bit. (Though maybe that was the one and a half bottles of wine.)
However I hate to write a post that contains absolutely no useful information whatsoever – so here’s this handy infographic someone emailed me to help with my pitiful style knowledge. (Click to embiggen.)